A little-known fact about Ned is that he likes to spend his free time
hunting big game. Deer, elk, moose, chipmunk. You name it, he's shot it.
Once you learn this, it goes without saying that his other love is taxidermy.
There's nothing quite like staring into the fake eyes of a stuffed bear
first thing in the morning or petting a stiff-as-a-board skunk while
sitting on the couch watching fishing on TV and drinking Budweiser.
Of course, it only makes sense that Ned is also a vegetarian.